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神总结:电视剧雷打不变的剧情

时间:2015-03-10 15:15 作者:泛扬英语 点击: 2132 次

1.The second hero is worm,the second heroine is bitchy.男二是暖男,女二是贱人.

2.The car has no air bag,no matter how expensive it is.无论多贵的车都没有安全气囊.
3.One will faint with a beat on neck,no matter how strong he is.无论多么健壮的人,打了下脖子后面就会晕倒过去.
4.“who is the murderer?”“The murderer is…”No sound again,you will never hear the key words.“凶手是谁?”“杀-害-我-的-凶-手-是-”然后就挂了,永远都说不出关键的词来。
5.When a vegetable is waking up in bed,his first action is always to move his fingers.植物人躺在床上要醒来的时候永远先动手指.
6.Pass-bys happens everywhere:at an elevator entrance,at the street corner and so on.在电梯门口擦肩而过,在路口转角擦肩而过,在各种地方都可以擦肩而过.
7.Listen to me!No!No!No!你听我解释!我不听我不听我不听!
8.TVB costume drama:Fast walk makes twisted ankles,twisted ankles meet heavy rain,heavy rain needs a hole,the hole is dark,firewood is necessary.TVB古装:赶路必崴脚,崴脚必下雨,下雨必山洞,山洞必天黑,天黑必柴火! 
9.Go hurry! They are coming! No, I won’t  leave you alone!你快走,他们要追上来了,不行,我不能丢下你一个人!
10.When quarrelling, a Taxi will be in front of him or her as long as he or she waves his/ her hand.吵架的时候一挥手,出租车说有就有。
11.If one says “Don’t kill me, don’t kill me”, he will be certain to die. If one says “kill me now”. he always won’t die.说,“别杀我,别杀我“的就一定会死。说”你杀了我吧“呵呵,就是死不了。
12.The bad man always died of so many words! Once the hero was threatened by a bad man, someone would save him and killed the bad man. In addition, every time the bad man pointed to the hero’s head, he could kill him easily, but he would never pull the trigger, and he just chatted with the hero, until the reinforcement saved the hero and seized him.自古反对派死一直在话多!每次主角被坏人逼入绝境老是有个人冲出来一下把坏人干掉。还有,每次坏人用枪指着主角头明明很容易就能把主角打死,你丫就是不扣板机,老和主角聊天,等到救援到了然后被拿下。
13.One who makes his head hit may lose his memory, but another hit may gain his memory.撞到头可能会失忆,丙撞一下可能就恢复记忆了。
14.The ancients all speak modern language, many Japanese can speak fluent Chinese, but their native language is just ”Ba Ba”.古人都说现代话…日本人都汉语8级,母语却只会说八格牙路。。。
15.“I don’t know how to say this.“ In fact, he has said enough.(Why not shut up!)”有句话不知道该不该讲”最后都说了。(干嘛不闭嘴)
16.When I come back, we’ll get married. When we see this. We know that they will never get married.等我回来,我们就结婚。。。看到这句就知道结不了婚了。。。
17.The killer will wait the moment when he hears “Keep him alive!”刽子手总能等到“刀下留人“的那一刻。
18.Costume Drama: someone poorly walked to a steamed bun shop, swallowing and staring at buns greedily. Hearing at his stomach rumbling, the bun shop’s owner yelled, “Show me your money to get the bun! Or get out!”古装片,某人可怜巴巴地走到包子铺前,吞口水,直勾勾地盯着包子,有时肚子会响,此时老板就会吼道:“要买包子就给钱,不买就滚一边儿去!“
19.When the hero/ heroine hides behind a tree, a dozen gangsters cannot see him/her. 主角藏在一棵大树后面就能躲过10几个歹徒的眼睛。
20.The most anxious thing is that the hero and heroine have misunderstanding, they can make it clear easily, but, they say nothing.最揪心的就是男女主角有误会,明明两三句话就可以解释清楚的,就是打死都不说!
21.The target one was looking for was right across the street. They made an eye contact until a car passed by. 要找的人就在路对面,四目相对,然后有车开过,人没了!
22.If  the hero and heroine fight in the first episode, they will be together in the end. But the lovers in the first episode will sure be apart. 如果男女一号在第一集就掐架,成了冤家,那结局肯定在一起了!第一集就在一起的情侣最后肯定会分开!
23.Once someone coughs with a handkerchief over his/her mouth, he/she will blood.只要拿手帕捂嘴咳嗽的都会咳出血。
24.The bad guy would know his/her mistake before he/she died, saying sorry to the heroine/hero… and after getting her/his pardon, the guy would pass away with a smile. 坏人在临死的时候都会大彻大悟,向男主女主忏悔。。。得到原谅后嘴角就带着微笑挂了。
25.“It’s not what you think!” But he or she never told the truth. 事情不是你想的那样!可哪样你又不说!
26.The leading actor was able to keep talking for five minutes even when shot in the heart while other minors can die of leg shot right away. 主角被枪击中心脏还能巴拉巴拉说上5分钏,路人一打到腿就死了。
27.When the kong fu master was surrounded by many people, he will be challenged one by one. Why not kill him together? 武林高手被一堆人围住,永远是一个个排队上。一群人为何不上去干掉他?
28.When the heroine was slapped by her family. She always covered her face. Looked up and said, “you hit me? You have never done this before!” Then she ran away with hand covering her face, leaving her family and stared at his/her hand… 女主被家人打耳光时,永远都是惊讶地捂着脸抬头说:“你打我?从小到大你就没有打过我!“然后捂着脸跑出去,剩下打她的那个人一直盯着自已的手看。。。
29.The most annoying thing is that the hero always takes a woman away for marriage by force(or the heroine run away from wedding), why not a day in advance? Perhaps she can’t run without wedding veil.最烦的就是永远在结婚当天抢亲,逃婚!提前一天会死还是怎么术啊?不穿婚纱礼服美一下还不肯跑了是吧。
30.When a seriously sick person came back to life, his/her first sentence was always, “water.” 重病的人醒过来第一句话总是:水。
31.No one knows who makes the rule: once the hero/heroines is sad ,it must rain.也不知道是谁规定的,主角悲伤的时候一定会下雨。
32.Once the bad man knew his own mistakes, he would die. Once the bad woman was revealed, she would take a step back unstably. 坏人醒悟后一定会死!坏女人被揭穿都会后退一步,站不稳。
33.When the hero abandoned himself, as long as the heroine slapped him, he would wake up at once. How magical the slap was! 在男主自甘堕落时,女主永远是一个巴掌扇过去,然后男主就清醒了,尼玛当她扇的是如来神掌啊!